please mom make me feel worse about my extra curricular activities sucking you from your money i dare you
“It’s…quite steep. Bit like a ski jump. Which I guess is what you were going for.”
“What doesn’t look good? Oh, Zayn’s new hairdoo?”
“Mess me up? Like your hairdresser messed up your hair?”
“Yeah, what’s up? Besides Zayn’s hair because that’s really up isn’t it? Hehehe, it’s like woosh.”
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